TEXAS IS BURNING WITH ELVIS!

Well hotter than a jalapeno in July, Texas has been taken by the King himself! It's as if an old-timey rock and roll party with every town lookin' neater than a greased pig at the county fair. You can practically smell the peanut butter and banana sandwiches wafting in the air, y'all! Elvis fans have been pourin' to Texas like it's Graceland on a S